ᵂᴇ ᴄᴼᵤᴸᴰ ᴃᴲ ᴴᴲᴙᴼᴱѕ

I’m starting a new sleep schedule. It’s supposed to maximize your REM sleep, while also boosting your hours awake. Which is badass. 

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/4/15/103358/720

Basically, you take six 20-30 minute long naps every four hours, and trick your brain to immediately falling into REM sleep within minutes of falling asleep.

Bitchin’.

Dear My Ass,

You getting fatter does not sit well with me.

Sincerely, Puns of Steel.

nots0rdinarygirl:

what’s up with you seeing a dead wife in your movies?

first shutter island, and now inception.

so excuse me, but dude, what’s wrong with you?

always,

me.

I second this. Wtf.

clockworkstrange:

gubehellyeah:

He’s so cute.